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37 Sarcastic new year Quotes for 2020

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Sarcastic New year quotes are just a gem at the start of the new year 2020. As 2019 is going and 2020 is coming, we should be cheesy with our friends and loved ones by sharing these quotes. Keeping in mind spot of fun and sassy behavior, these sarcastic new year quotes will help you to celebrate 2020.

Here comes another one for the motivated people, New Year resolution … More time on Treadmill.

Millions of people make the new resolution for up cumming year. But people like me are always the same as they were last year. January is the light of hope and December really disappoint those you are filled with the overdose of resolutions.

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.

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Temporary people? Yeah, right. Dear 2017, Make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to

Time to change my lifestyle. Well, this image is definitely for you. My New Year Resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.

What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browswer in year 2018.

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sarcastic new year quotes

My new year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes

Dear 2019, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.

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Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.

New Year’s Resolution… More time on the treadmill.

New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Funny Movie 2012 Fact… Today is the fifth death anniversary of our planet. rest in peace.

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sarcastic new year quotes

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. 

Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.

I can’t believe its been a year since I didn’t become a better person.

I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.

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I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!

Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in sms.

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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Every new year I resolve to lose 20 pounds and I do the problems is that I gain 20.

I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year. Happy New Year friend.

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, George Clooney & ME! All the famous wish you a very Happy New Year!

I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!

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I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.

My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.

My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!

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sarcastic new year quotes

I do not make new year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is awesome, I’m not going to stop that in 2019.

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve? He got 12 month

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I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.

If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.

May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty-two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never-ending joy.

My new year’s resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.

May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!

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The problem with new years resolutions is that people aim too high, start small like…”I’m not going to fart in church.”

Happy New Year. May this year be as full of success and surprise as the last year and may all your wishes come true.

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

It’s time for champagne, cake, and balloons. It’s time to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year.

I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!

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You know how I always dread the whole year? Well this year, I’m going to take it one day at a time.

Hope your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.

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For my new year’s resolution I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

People treat New Years like some sort of life-changing event. If your life sucked last year, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow.

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Years…Would you let me visit in between holidays?

May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.

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sarcastic new year quotes

Forget the past; remember what it made you, now you are a better person who is ready to make the same mistake one more time. After all, one learns from experiences.

I wish Snoopy, your poodle, does not chew telephone chords or your favorite skirt this year. Happy New Year!

I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year. Happy New Year!

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Fun, Joy, Happiness, Peace, Love, Luck, Will Come Near, With My Special Wish Happy New Year!

New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Drink more. Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.

Watch more TV. It’s very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.

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I will play more computer games. Studies have shown that they improve visual skills, reflexes, and dexterity.

I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.”

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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.”

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.”

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sarcastic new year quotes

Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that.”

Conclusion

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