New year celebrations are just fun and joy moments, it is better to wish in a funny way. People always looking for some new ideas so they can celebrate this new year with full of joy.here are funny new year status for 2020.
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I saved you from spending a fortune on a New Year’s party – I sent you an invitation for an online party!
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year.
If’ you’re born in September, it’s pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
What’s your plan for 31st Night? mine is to check all bookmarks I added to my browswer in year 2018
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I wish yοu and your dear ones a happy, prosperous and blissful new year. May this year be your year!
New Year is like a restart button. Use it to start things over.
May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year.
I’m gonna order a pizza five minutes before the new year and when they arrive I will say I ordered this a year ago, lol.
Happy New Year from someone who is Adorable, Handsome and intelligent and wants to see you smiling always.
Here’s hoping that every day of this new year is filled with happiness, success and prosperity for everyone!
I usually make resolutions when I am drunk, that way I never have to commit it.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man
My new year’s resolution is to stop lying to myself about making lifestyle changes.
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
May the happiness you get this year become bigger than your weight…… Happy New Year!
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.”
Flip a coin… If the head comes, I am yours, if the tail comes then you are mine. happy new year
Dear 2020, make sure you don’t come up with temporary people.
You can do anything, but not everything – Happy New Year 2020.
My wish is that this year you fulfill your New Year’s resolution especially the ones you made at the beginning of last year. Happy New Year!
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language. And next year’s words await another voice
New Year’s Resolution: Option A: lose weight , Option B: Buy a Bigger Basket
If nothing changes this New Year to your liking, just change your habit of complaining!
May all your weight loss aspirations be fulfilled in the New Year!
New Year’s Resolution… More time on the treadmill.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions!
New Year’s is just a holiday created by calendar companies which don’t want you reusing last year’s calendar.
Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.
Funny Movie 2012 Fact… Today is the fifth death anniversary of our planet. rest in peace.
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Well, we have a whole new year ahead of us. And wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could all be a little more gentle with each other, a little more loving, and have a little more empathy, and maybe, next year at this time we’d like each other a little more.”
I do not make new year’s resolutions. The only thing I do in excess is awesome, I’m not going to stop that in 2019.
I don’t have a new year’s resolution you don’t need that crap when you’re perfect.
My new year’s resolution? I’ll probably keep it at 1280 x 1024 like always. thanks for asking.
I know last year was great fun. But I believe this year is will be even better. Wishing you a happy new year!
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Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2019.
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year’s resolution is, She said “F*** you” so I’m pretty excited for 2020.
New Year’s resolution last year need to get in shape for spring. This year need to get in shape for airport screening.
I would say Happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder.
First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you. Happy new year!
Here’s hoping that the new year brings us lots of new and exciting opportunities in our lives. This new year will be our year. Happy New Year!
Don’t expect any new year’s Resolutions from me. I plan on staying the same awkward, sarcastic, Foul-mouthed delight, That you’ve all come to know and love!
If you were born in September, it is better to assume that your parents started their new year successfully.
I’m hiring a boyfriend for New Year’s Eve… if I’m single.
It’s time to start the new year. Let’s chill some champagne, whip up some party food, and start dancing the year away.
No New Year / New me here I’ll be the same honest as***** at 12:01 that i was at 11:59
May this New Year, you get blessed with fifty-two weeks and twelve months of happiness and never-ending joy.
Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each New Year find you a better man.
The library before finals looks like the gym after new years.
I have got the best business idea of 2019, I’m going to start Facebook and WhatsApp rehab centers throughout the country.
Happy New Year 2019! I wish all my dear friends and family– old and new– an amazing year!
I’m a holiday virgin: -Never had a New Years kiss. -Never had a Valentines Day kiss. -Never had a Valentine.
Isn’t it nice to think that tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet?
I wish you end up without a funny face in group photos this year.
It’s time for champagne, cake, and balloons. It’s time to celebrate the New Year. Happy New Year.
I wish you can resist the temptation to gorge on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!
May all your troubles last as long as your New Years resolutions!
You know how I always dread the whole year? Well this year, I’m going to take it one day at a time.
Hope your favorite celebrity or model comes up with an easier to follow diet this New Year.
I am (38) years old and still don’t need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!
Now what I do I do? I haven’t made any plans for New Year’s since the world was going to end.
I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2019 and a beautiful beginning in 2020.
If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was New Years…Would you let me visit in between holidays?
As the clock strikes twelve, may you have the stamina to wish all of your in-numerous Facebook Friends a Happy New Year.
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The new year is around the corner. Bring up your drinks and let’s rock this New Year eve party like never before.
I wish your dog becomes intelligent to wash muddy legs before running on carpets this year. Happy New Year!
No matter how a stronger person you are, there’s still someone who can make you weak. Happy New Year!
New Year’s is the time to forget all your fears, drink a few beers, leave behind all your tears!
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Drink more. Wasn’t it Benjamin Franklin who said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. So be happy.
I will start a blog about my feelings and then bitch about how I don’t have anything interesting to write about.
Watch more TV. It’s very educational. Catch up on all those programs you missed down the years.
I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the last year.
I will play more computer games. Studies have shown that they improve visual skills, reflexes, and dexterity.
I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet. This, of course, will be hard to estimate since I’m not a clock watcher.
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